Beach Bum’s Paradise T-Shirt – Sand, Solitude, and Zero Small Talk

Escape the chaos and claim your personal slice of paradise with the Beach Bum’s Paradise Tee. Featuring a lone palm tree on a deserted island and a cheeky “No Tourists Allowed” sign bobbing in the waves, this minimalist design is made for those who crave solitude, silence, and salty air—without the crowds. Whether you’re chilling seaside or just dreaming of it, this shirt sends a clear message: peace, please.

Product features

• Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for durability and smoothness
• Classic fit with crew neckline suitable for all occasions
• Pearlized, tear-away label for wearing comfort
• Ethically grown and harvested US cotton for sustainability
• Variety of fabric blends for different color options

Care instructions

• Do not dryclean
• Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry: low heat
• Iron, steam or dry: low heat